The best way to cleanse india.. or sudharo us

I thought and thought... How do i change my country to a better place.

Where such weird things keep happening.

• Where pissing in public showing ones lulli is ok, where as kissing in Public is prohibited. Goddman
• Pizza takes 30 mins, ambulance takes maybe few hrs(i know its an old saying)
• We talk, rock and feel about child Labour but always ask chai from a Chottu and never ever tip the little guy.
• We love the heroes who marry a reformed prostitute in reel, but in real life would only want to have a honeymoon directly with her.
• Abuse the motherinlaw in the serial for being a bitch, but morph into a bitch ourselves the moment the serial gets over.
• Bothered more about the others, but dont even know that our own fly is open.

Ok, i think its enough.. The answer is ladies and gentlemen.. Ruthless traffic laws. Getting a licence should be a pain in the ass. Wherein after getting the licence should be a life changing event. Maybe like listening to Shri shri ravishankar(the whitely dressed dude from art of living!!!!! i was joking guys).
                    Make sure that for every small error committed the punishment should be such a pain that people should not imagine doing something on the road. heavy fines, heavier paper work and beaurocratic red tape etc...
           
 First it should start with the high and mighty richie rich folks. They are bound to have powerful headlights without anti glare paints. So the punishment should be to clean the toilets. We always can have a tie up with sulabh sauchalay...Trust me they will even start wearing anti glare underwears from now on.

 then come the politicians.. they with their blaring horns and loud behaviour. Anyone not authorised to use a lal batti or a red light should be sent as a boyfriend to Mayawati or a girlfriend to Mr.veerappa moily. The congress dude. He is certified ugly.

    The punishments might seem odd, but just imagine. The road is the place where everything moves around. the buses for school kids. The ambulances for hospitals. The arteries for communication to a lot of places not accessible by any other mode of transport. If we cant control our own roads how can we aim to have a lasting democracy at all.

Discipline starts at our front yard on the road. Not at your back yard. The back yard is for punishments. Do this and we will have an almost crime free society. And last but not the least, we need to have good workable roads to carry this out.