I think i can do what rajnikanth tried doing

Dear Ladeej and gentalmaan,

I was thinking and thinking, and i feel like i have the answer to indian black money problem. Let it be a stash in swiss banks or just hidden among a pile of cow shit. Infact it has already been done before(i think it must have been).

Reform our currency to a newer one. That is.....get all the money that has been declared as legal. As for the undeclared stash they will simply be worthless paper.Infact so worthless that even our assholes cant be cleaned with them.

The qualities needed for a man to have the guts to reform,devalue or destroy the value of our existing currency.

• A superman would be much preferred with no known weakness including money and sexy ladies. Even superman fell for lois right.
• Should definitely be straight.The politicians might make a non issue to an issue.
• Should be bold and have an average to below average IQ, helps in taking decisions and bothering about the consequences later.
• Should belong to the Parsi community as he would belong to a minority and wont antogonize any other religious community. They do fall under the endangered species list.
• A bachelor with no known relatives would be an icing on the cake.

Now what all will happen if it happens. And what should our man do after he destroys the value of the currency.

• Make sure that he has a good team under him with lots of knowledge, bravery, money, balls and hatred for family life.
• Start an R&D center for minting new currency.
• Outsource the currency manufacturing to a Finnish-japanese JV at a factory situated in Mangolia interior. I feel that they would be much less corrupt and the place is so vast that we will know what the hell is happening there.
• And make sure that there is no ministry created for carrying these affairs. There should be an independant body to make all the decisions and should have no politicians.

Hope this happens during my lifetime. After all hope is the renewable energy that has been making the world go round and round.

Jai Hind.