An unholy man in Holy matrimony

Wow, three words to describe my marriage aftermath. Am i like this is the single question that goes through my mind.

A. Marriage is when some SMS jokes actually sound true and feel like philosophy statements.


B. When buying onions looks like commiting a financial hara kiri.


C. When maids and washerman and various other hospitality and service industry dudes look at you like you have commited the gravest sin by bringing in an efficient financial manager into the picture and recession has actually started for them.


D. When friends call before coming without being drunk.


And what not.. but it has been an interesting experience that one has to undergo.. The one thing that Mr.Ratan Tata doesnt have is a better half.. and i do.. So already feel like a millionaire...

More to come....

PS: The stuff written here cannot be used to harm me either mentally or physically and even financially if your are my better half...