Why i feel my wife is henry Ford and i am like NEO (Matrix)

   Was watching TV recently and suddenly my wife was like Do you love me.. The situation was that we were watching a  channel that was not exactly giving me the romance booster to my system. It was a saas Bahu serial with that noise that always comes in all the latest indian serials. whooosh.. I think the trend started with Ramayana..

She asks " Srikanth Dont you like the serial"

Me Nope, she already knows my answer

Come on na Baby i want you to like it...

Whaaat? (Thinking out loud)  i will try to but it will take some time..

My wife: So it means you done love me naa...

Then i connect the dots and picture myself as NEO in the movie matrix, where they are stuck in the tunnel with the train coming ahead and the agent smith says " Do you hear that Mr.Anderson, that is the sound of inevitability".

Well even the serials also sound the same right.. Then i must be neo.

And we all have heard that famous Henry Ford's Quote you can have any colour you want as long as it is black.. Well i have got to let her watch the serial and not only that i have to enjoy watching the serial...

And in between this some heroine in the serial is about to be fondled  by a guy who drinks, with the same noise whoosh in the background..

A voice comes with surround sound... srikanth!!!!!!!!! will you do the same to me after getting drunk??????? What am i supposed to say...

If its a NO then i might well admit that i aint straight

If i say yes then well..... I said yes...

OOPs she connnected the dots and pounced on me for being a drunkard...